I blonde girl walks into a candy store with picnic tables all around it. Two blondes fell down a hole. Because there is not enough Red Heads around. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won.
I'd say send her to Azkaban except the dementors will have no affect on her To help remind you to come back, Bookmark our site, Click here! They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. At the end of the speech the blondes all clap. The variation comes from what the actual dumb thing is and what situation they are in but I grew up hearing many blonde jokes. Previous Next A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. Home Categories Stand-Up Records.
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Second, I'd advise you to relax. How weird, Ariel Little Mermaid is a ginger and had a soul. At least a brick gets laid. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
She has a gunshot wound in her finger. Other Stupid student Teacher: A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee! They see a barn and decide to hide inside.